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Most of my friends are a little batty.  They wouldn't be my friends if they
weren't.   This following letter is a perfect example.

I have known Gene for almost 15 years.  We were on the same soccer team
when we were kids; we were in the same bands in high school; blah blah
blah.  I've known him for a long time and he is only getting crazier.  For
those of you  who recognize the name, yes, he is the one writing the
screenplay about the guys who try to blow the nose off George Washington
at Mount Rushmore.

Gene abhors work, so he is always coming up with get-rich-quick ideas, but
they tend to be a little twisted.  His latest one promises to be the next
sports craze to rock the world.  I hope the 1990's are remembered for its
sports fads, like rollerblading, bungee jumping, and now this........


::::::::I'm a noodle.   Recipes via `finger'    tob@cwis.unomaha.edu::::::::                                                                      

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Thu, 10 Jun 1993 19:21:00 -0500 (CDT)
From: eugene chung <echung@cwis.unomaha.edu>
To: Tob Wood <tob@cwis.unomaha.edu>, Dave Manning <dmanning@cwis.unomaha.edu>
Subject: million and millions of dollars


     Jurgen Hamberas once claimed that any form of discourse on
the nature reality will be meaningful only when the folks
involved ethically attempt to communicate with others in the
same structure and fashion. What a pompous wimp! Talking crap is neccessary
sometimes, a survial mechanism to delinieate oneself from various
dominating power configurations. That's why cold hard cash is the only way
to go and I have a serious idea that will quickly bring it in.
I have devised a new sport that will slowly and fashionably permeate
the global conscious of aggressive and competitive individuals. Way
more popular than soccer, football and badmitten combined.
We will own the rights to the game and will be paid a hansome
fee from the soon to be owners across the world.
The sport is called RACK 'EM UP BABY. It goes somewhat like this:
Obtain a field, grass hopefully, 1000 yards in length and 20 yards wide.
Each team will have 12 players fully decked out in the latest combat ware
including shin gaurds,motorcycle helmets,leather gloves and
gas masks. Each team gets to choose four devices, however big or small. ex
watermelloms, catapults, slingshots etc... The are excluded from using
anything with motors and gunpowder. The goal is to try and move a bag of
almonds to the end of a playing field where they will be properly rewarded
3 points.The team that forfeits first or scores 99 points will be
considered the champions. 
   I am currently looking into some possible investors. Ask around.

								gene
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  Some people think Gene is a nutcase.  Some people think he's a genius. 
Most people are smart enough to steer clear of him.   Can you see why I
hang out with him?

I'm sure Gene would appreciate any feedback you had for him, or any
suggestions, donations, or questions concerning RACK 'EM UP BABY.  He can
be reached at  echung@cwis.unomaha.edu

      ....and tell him "Simplemania" sent you.