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From: Tob Wood <tob@cwis.unomaha.edu>
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Date: Wed, 28 Apr 1993 09:32:29 -0500 (CDT)
From: Tob Wood <tob@cwis.unomaha.edu>
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Subject: News Today (fwd)


Oldie but a goodie.

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Date: Tue, 30 Mar 1993 12:02:06 -0600 (CST)
From: Tob Wood <tob@cwis.unomaha.edu>
To: Loopy Cooper <grimm@cwis.unomaha.edu>,
     Kansas City Chung <echung@cwis.unomaha.edu>,
     "Jonathan G. Warman" <jono@cwis.unomaha.edu>,
     Verbman <tatood1@cwis.unomaha.edu>,
     Dave Caplinger <dent@cwis.unomaha.edu>,
     "Dave Rosser Jr." <monolith@cwis.unomaha.edu>,
     Tom Ferony <party@cwis.unomaha.edu>,
     Kevin Ortman <ortman@cwis.unomaha.edu>,
     Male Parental Unit <jkwood@cwis.unomaha.edu>,
     Dave Manning <dmanning@cwis.unomaha.edu>, bill@toto.info.com
Cc: Man Of War <jono@cwis.unomaha.edu>
Subject: News Today


On the cover of the latest 'Weekly World News' (a supermarket tabloid),
a headline proclaimed that the world's largest (read; FATTEST) cat eats
90 cans of tuna a week.  That's almost 13 cans a day, or one can every
two hours.  I'll give anyone twenty bucks (plus expenses) to match
this feat of gastronomical intensity as long as I can film it.  I want
to make a documentary called "Humans That Aren't As Smart As The Stupidest
Cat's".   Obviously, this is Pro-Feline propaganda.   So sue me.

   Tob