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From: Tob Wood <tob@cwis.unomaha.edu>
Subject: Picture that! (fwd)
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  This is precisely why they would never allow mw to be a pilot.

Tob

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Date: Thu, 27 May 93 11:30:45 -0700
From: craig@sturgeon
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Subject: Fun in the sky

This story is about an incident on board an aircraft that projected
a picture of the cockpit and the view beyond on the cabin movie screens.

One day, a 737 crew decided to have some fun. The co-pilot, who was due
to fly the leg, obtained the arm from a gorilla outfit, and wore this
over his left arm, so that all you could see on the camera was a huge
hairy paw managing the throttles.  What really upset the people,
however, was that after they had landed, and were taxiing in to the
ramp, the captain's hand is seen passing across a peeled banana, which
the co-pilot's hand grabs. American's management thought this was so
funny, they gave the pilots 30-day suspensions without pay.
 
Interestingly, though, one hears rumours about black-market versions of
the video from time to time.

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