Alright, we've got a big conspiracy going on here. I read Your MoM. I don't know if you're into that kind of thing, but I enjoy reading it. Only problem is, as I was reading their last issue, I noticed something I thought was interesting. Pictured below is the cover from the March 1995 issue of Your Mom. (Exibit A) Also pictured below is a really fat mouse on a scale. (Exibit B) They bare a striking resemblance, do they not? Luckily, Your MoM has a real easy to use feedback form that my Netscape enjoys using. I wrote in and asked them if it was the same mouse in both pictures. They totally denied it. I don't know what they're trying to aclomplish by witholding this kind of information, but I smell a conspiracy.

I'll tell you. I knew something was up when I checked the caption on that mouse picture. 92.05 grams is much closer to 1/5 pounds of mouse.