The Immortal Chokda Chicken

Chokda Chicken is truly immortal. The first time I took Chokda out with me, was the time that a bunch of us students were going to tour a water treatment plant. Our car drove there with Chokda's head sticking out the window. Mind you the window was closed, and would have strangled an ordinary rubber chicken. While we were parking, through some unexplainable chain of events, Chokda was run over by that same car.

After that, it became a hobby to put Chokda through all the trials and tribulations associated with being a Stunt Chicken. She was dropped down the center of a five story stairwell many a time. She was lyched outside my dorm room window. She was buried in the snow and left for dead, and later found in the lost and found once all the snow had melted. One night at my friend Mark's house, an unintentional game of Tug'o'war over Chokda ended up with Chokda beheaded. I just sewed her head back on and she was good as new. The picture in my homepage was taken before that injury.

The epidomy of all difficulties came when Chokda was kidnapped. I went door to door throughout my residence hall asking people if they had seen her (Chokda was something of a slight celebrity at Northeastern University). Nobody had seen her. Two months later my roomate found the kidnappers and the chicken. There were pictures of the perpitrators torturing Chokda, trying to get the Colonel's Secret Recipe. But Chokda did not relent. In the end, they covered her with lighter fluid and they torched my little birdie. You might remember that earlier in the passage, I said that my chicken was returned, and it's true. The flames did not harm Chokda. I have pictures that will someday be put here.