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I am more bored than you could ever possibly be. Go back to work.


Or read my homepage. I've got stuff about:
Appliances
the toaster story
the microwave story
the update
Roommates
My roommate Heather, gymnast number one
My roommate Tawna, I live with two gymnasts. What do you got?
My roommate Kathie. (She's a succubus)
Coming Soon! A newsletter! Check out what I have so far. This will be great.
Hundreds of ways to confuse your roommate
Don't leave here without reading the Tob Stories
 
All kinds of stuff
Help just in case you get lost
Conspiracy! Do you hear me? Conspiracy!
My world famous list of Pickup Lines.

This is my chicken. Her name is Chokda. She was dressed up for Christmas at the time of this picture.

And if you're interested, here are a couple of scans of photographs of my art.


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